'Motherfucker' In The Cyclades: Did EmRata Settle For The Wrong Island?
For a woman whose primary talent is Instagramming bad fashion, getting Sifnos confused with an actually glamorous destination is shockingly on-brand.
Emily Ratajkowski, the thirsty one-time video gal and Motherfucker scribe, was in Sifnos. But, we heard all of you asking, why? Couldn’t afford Mykonos?
Who is this Emily, anyway? For the blissfully unaware, it is she, a woman of singular accomplishment, rare talents and, for a former “model,” a surprising deficit of fashion sense. I mean, if you’re going to wear white polka dots on a cappucino blouse, please don’t put it on Instagram. She did:
Anyway, they say that Ms. Ratajkowski, whose reliance on men to make her way in life makes her the consummate role model for a whole generation of Kim Kardashian wannabes, was spotted on various Mediterranean islands in recent weeks, to wit, Mallorca and Sifnos. Our guess is that she doesn’t know the difference.
What can we say about Sifnos, other than that it’s a nice island? Not the kind of island where you’ll find another anodyne Four Seasons resort, which is good. But also, kind of plain jane. Some good food to be had, yes, but overall Serifos is better — for its hypnotically beautiful hilltop chora and its beaches.
Ask us about those powdery gems sometime, EmRata.
