SHOCK: Kimberly Guilfoyle seemingly misses a party
Former Hilton reopens to great fanfare in Athens, but where was the ambassador?
LOS ANGELES — The illustrious former Athens Hilton (Sinatra stayed there) reopened to considerable fanfare in Athens this week — rebranded as the Conrad Athens The Ilisian — but the livin’ large former Fox news commentator turned Trump admin diplomat Kimberly Guilfoyle was seemingly not in attendance for the opening festivities.
Neither were we for that matter, but it’s worth noting that in a recent interview in the failing (as per Trump, Donald) New York Times the heavily made up quinquagenarian basically said that her going to parties and such is good for Greek-American relations.
The loudmouth from Frisco, who is endlessly pilloried in the American press yet treated with kid gloves overseas, also recently said at one of those pointless international gabfests where people talk with those annoying little Ma Bell style thingees sticking out of the ears , the “Delphi Economic Forum” (because of course inserting the word “economic” next to the place-name of the most important pagan oracle in history somehow lends said forum prestige) that “without Greece there would be no United States.”
Tell that to the French! We get the drift Madame Ambassador, but with all due respect when the United States was born, the modern Greek state did not yet exist. Without the French, though, we’d all sound like Morrissey.
When Ms. Guilfoyle is not shilling for the Exxon Mobil Corporation — because $6 a gallon gas courtesy of the Texas oil barons is really promoting job growth for everyday Americans — she is apparently busy doing things like adding a “$58,000 basketball court to the official US residence” in Athens.
We have a better idea for that $58,000: how about donating it to some inner city schools in Oakland and San Francisco so that children of parents who can’t afford to take their kids to Europe because gas is at $6 a gallon and a hamburger from McDonalds costs $11 can get a little cultural enrichment?
We salute President Trump for saying loudly and clearly on this bizarre day in American history, April 25, 2026, that the First Amendment must be protected, and that freedom of speech is to be celebrated.
Part of that freedom is asking how our public officials are spending our money, where, and on what.
Because what they do ultimately reflects upon us.
Also, what they do not do.




