Could Taylor Swift Crash the Biebers’ Greek Vacation in Spetses?

Justin and Hailey are currently cluttering up the Saronic Gulf, which means Taylor Swift might drop by to remind everyone who actually owns Europe.

Last time we checked in on Team Swift, Taylor was gracing a random wedding in Laguna Niguel with her presence. But if you thought Tay was going to spend her summer sweating through an Orange County July like an un-badged civilian, you’re obviously no Swiftie.

A source whose parents naturally own a compound in Porto Heli tells us that Justin and Hailey Bieber have been bopping around the nearby island of Spetses. Word on the dock is that Taylor might sail in to drop a casual “yassou”—because why leave a celebrity friendship un-photographed?

Spetses (above) is basically the playground for people who find regular luxury vulgar. Garbo hid out here in the ‘60s, and these days, the aquamarine waters are choked with superyachts. The island takes pride in its car-free policy, meaning locals get around on foot or horse-drawn carriage. However, we all know Taylor isn’t hitching a ride on a horse and buggy unless it’s painted gold and comes with four armed bodyguards.

If she does deign to set foot on land, she could pop into the Poseidonion Grand Hotel—the 1914 Riviera-style landmark where Garbo presumably pouted in private. But let’s be real: Taylor isn’t checking into a guest register like a commoner. With or without Travis Kelce in tow, she’ll be lurking offshore on a massive yacht, maintaining a respectful distance from the shore and an even larger distance from middle-class flight paths.